Lists and Laughter

Lists and Laughter

Lists and laughter seem to go hand in hand, how many jokes have you read or seen which contain lists?

If you go on the Internet and search ‘Laughter and Lists’ you will find actual web sites, which contain lists that will make you laugh. Here’s a good example of a Laughter List:
You're Not a Kid Anymore When …

You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the news.
The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.
The only reason you're still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
People ask what color your hair USED to be.
You're proud of your lawnmower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.
You start singing along with the elevator music.
You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
Your car has four doors.
Neighbors borrow your tools.

David Letterman and the TOP TEN Lists are another great example.